{"product_id":"paranoia-water-water-everywhere-pre-order","title":"Paranoia: Water, Water, Everywhere - Pre-Order","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a pre-order item. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlobal Release Date: Oct26\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlacing a pre-order confirms your agreeance to our pre-order policy\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gapgames.com.au\/pages\/pre-order-policy\" class=\"text-link\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePower Services and Technical Services have both hired the same Troubleshooter team — for opposing jobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA satirical mission module for the Paranoia RPG that drags Alpha Complex's climate-change politics underground: convince citizens climate change isn't real while evacuating Blue-level citizens because it is, dodge a swarm of angry bees, and lean on factory workers to cut emissions without missing quota.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eContents\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA complete mission built on departmental double-dealing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayer characters split between two competing hiring factions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMandatory cooperation despite incompatible agendas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e©2026 Mongoose Publishing. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aetherworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67600290349226,"sku":"MGP15109","price":35.96,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0501\/4188\/8682\/files\/MGP15109.jpg?v=1791450503","url":"https:\/\/www.gapgames.com.au\/products\/paranoia-water-water-everywhere-pre-order","provider":"Gap Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}