The Dick Sits - Base Game

Prepare yourself for an outrageously funny gameplay experience with "Dick Sits"! The rules are simple, but the laughter is anything but. Here's how it goes:

When it's your turn, if no Dick is visible, draw a Dick card. After that, you have a choice to make. Will you Sit or Sh*t? The fate of your butt rest in your hands!
If Sitting:

If you choose to Sit, get ready for the glorious moment of pushing the dice into the Glory Hole. Slide the box to the next player, building anticipation for the outcome. But wait, there's more!
Everyone May Now Play Their Drawer Cards: Now it's time for some strategic maneuvers. All players can play their Drawer Cards, adding a twist to the outcome. Will you help yourself or hinder your opponents? The choice is yours!
Once Finished, Reveal the Dice and Calculate Stretch Value: The moment of truth has arrived. Lift the box and reveal the dice result. Add the result to your Stretch Value, taking into account any modifiers caused by the Drawer Cards in play. Will your stretching skills measure up to the challenge?
Sit Success: If your dice result is equal to or higher than the Dickficulty, rejoice! Your Sit is successful, and greatness awaits. Gain 1 Stretch Value, score a point, and bask in the glory of sitting on that victorious dick!

The Dick Sits contains:

• 1 x Versatile box with a functional Glory Hole
• 1 x Rule sheet
• 10 x Unique Butt Dials
• 55 x Unique Dick Cards
• 55 x Unique Drawer Cards
• 1 x Dice

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